OK, fine, you officially win the coffee war. I’m flying the white flag.
Whereas my workplace is pretty chill overall, one major source of contention around here is the coffee. I am the only one around this place who drinks proper coffee. I like my coffee so strong you could cut it with a knife. Depending on the coffee I use anywhere from 1.5x to double the recommended amount of grounds and I don’t put anything in it either. The darker and fuller body the better.
As for everyone else in the office? I swear they’re so used to weak ass shitty coffee that I have to dial it back for their sake, but I don’t understand how they would know the difference with as much cream and sugar as they put into it. Nonetheless, they still complain when I make coffee that it’s too strong, even when to me it seems weak!
Well okay, I guess you win. You want to play that game, I’ll play it. I’ll just buy me a hot hold container for me, brew my coffee first thing in the morning and you can have the damn coffee maker the rest of the day to brew your brown tinted hot water. I concede the war to you.
Now can we all just get along? You have your weak ass coffee, I have my real coffee, let’s just be happy.
Unless you want to learn how to really enjoy a fine cup of coffee, then I’d be glad to share and teach you. Offer is always on the table.
Your coworker who drinks proper coffee.